analprolapsing:

if you hold a seashell to your ear you can hear it tell you what a little bitch you are

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stonedkitty:

kumtwat:

stonedkitty:

its 94 degrees

you are indoors shut up

stonedkitty:

kumtwat:

stonedkitty:

its 94 degrees

you are indoors shut up

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starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

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man0hh:

aidzbruhh:

takethatthomas:

queefnasty:

God bless America!

Fuck them all, America wins

FUCKING DYING FUCK ABHAHBABHABHAHBAHBAHB

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postulation:

shit i cant stop laughing

postulation:

shit i cant stop laughing

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anghofio-mi:

i haven’t been drunk in a long time, and it makes me really sad. 

anghofio-mi:

i haven’t been drunk in a long time, and it makes me really sad. 

(Source: fallande)

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le sigh. 

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#grammarfail. The best kind of fail. #lol #funny

#grammarfail. The best kind of fail. #lol #funny

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